Come party in the Soleless Emipire!

“Can you, in fact, “Spock-ify” any phrase that I give you?” (x)

(via mutantfactor)

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

(via peixygen)

stay-together-always:

ellereins:

How did these two even win the hunger games?

Every time a weapon was fired at them, they’d trip, avoiding death

I like that idea.

(via kigichi)

(via lulz-time)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

the-absolute-best-posts:

BABY DUCK FALLING ASLEEP

(via ladyjill)

kamwise-gamgee:

naomster:

toni-tan:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

twerking-with-assquatch:

what happens if you run in front of a car

you get tired

what happens if you run behind a car

you get exhausted

this is comedy gold. you should take notes

I was honest expecting the punchlines to be “You die”

What happens if you sleep with a moose?

You die.

(via bakerandcandlestickmaker)

troublesome-pippin:

“They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard.” 

(via sarah-in-the-tardis)

seafarers:

Baikal Lake Ice by Daniel Korzhonov

(via kigichi)

moriarty:

…

(via hawkeyesbooty)

isaisanisa:

So we had to call the apartment repair guys

They came

To our

Apartment.

oh god

(via hawkeyesbooty)